tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76661060442766138192024-03-05T21:14:15.990-08:00The Loner's ClubEveryone has a friend, but we don't.The Loner's Clubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180727314901837053noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7666106044276613819.post-65027130579848456352009-11-02T22:29:00.001-08:002009-11-02T23:07:02.532-08:00why won't you be my friend?<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMKInbtVr-KOlrx3DIaqRNGeK1oPQEh1YUBhmthP-6b8igsB3cTeyWgDt6-gjlI0wCTDZL-O88tfG6wkNk-dobsad8pjbGJP3UqIYum72qj5sfdiWegOwXm5dwtfR6lIm1Cof7jAQG-8E/s1600-h/JonG.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMKInbtVr-KOlrx3DIaqRNGeK1oPQEh1YUBhmthP-6b8igsB3cTeyWgDt6-gjlI0wCTDZL-O88tfG6wkNk-dobsad8pjbGJP3UqIYum72qj5sfdiWegOwXm5dwtfR6lIm1Cof7jAQG-8E/s400/JonG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5399765120562986690" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">You aspire to be like him?</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Why won't you be my friend?<br /><br />When you needed a tissue, I was the one who helped you wipe that booger away. When you needed a pencil, I was the one who helped you do your assignment. All I want is to be your friend.<br /><br />When you come to class dressing all <span style="font-style: italic;">dope</span>, I make comments (in the lingo of your best interests) like, "Hey dude! Nice rags!" But all you do is laugh with your friends. So I bought myself some <span style="font-weight: bold;">Smet</span> too, and now I see the humour in it: you also look forward to getting egged? It certainly is fun trying to out-run other dope people holding crow bars when my new <span style="font-weight: bold;">True Religions</span> keep slipping off my backside.<br /><br />When I unlocked your Facebook page, I saw in your profile that you enjoy listening to <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lil Wayne</span>. Now I'm a fan too. But how come my <span style="font-style: italic;">friend request</span> has been blocked? Facebook: so many bugs and glitches. They should hire me to do their system software. I'll accept my request for you.<br /><br />You're so funny, did you know that? I was reading some of your e-mails you send to your friend, Brandi Exxstasy. She seems like a very nice lady. Are you two going steady yet? When do you intend on bringing her to meet your parents? I want to come too - I'd be honoured to meet Augustine and Edgar.<br />But what I don't understand about Brandi is why you need to pay her for just having a good time? Now I understand when people say "girlfriends are expensive" haha.<br /><br />I cannot wait until Christmas. I bought you something very special already. I'll give you a hint: It's an article of clothing that rhymes with <span style="font-weight: bold;">Cred Dardy</span>.<br /><br />You be my Joey and I'll be your Chandler, okay?<br /></div>The Loner's Clubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180727314901837053noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7666106044276613819.post-37238577007398355772009-11-02T00:12:00.000-08:002009-11-02T00:13:56.894-08:00Hamster DanceThe Hamster dance song is from Robinhood (Nicky discovered this).The Loner's Clubhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13180727314901837053noreply@blogger.com0